16 lines
283 B
PHP
16 lines
283 B
PHP
<?php
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/**
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* Flachwitzesammlung von Philipp Weißmann, GPL-3.0 License
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* https://github.com/derphilipp/Flachwitze
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*/
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header('Content-Type: text/plain');
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if ($f = file(__DIR__ . '/flachwitze.txt')) {
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if (($c = count($f)) > 1) {
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$r = mt_rand(0, $c - 1);
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echo $f[$r];
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}
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}
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?>
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